So, Max Clifford Guilty Then......

For Sale - Max Clifford's Casting Couch - like him, it has seen better days....

 

is that a "comfy sofa"?

 

Nope, it's a "chase long"

 

or even a chaise longue.
Pedant? Moi?

 

That isn't his couch, as evidenced by the lack of empty haribo packets and old smash-hits magazines.

 

Obviously, my attempt at a pun failed dismally......

 

Nay, 'twas a good'un

 

She had a small mouth, so it felt bigger.

 

chase long

 

Is that Serena or Venus?

 

I'll have you know, that's my wife on holiday in Gambia - that bloke had just called her a hippo