Dunno if its just me but I think rugby is massively gay.... All that grappling and rolling about in mud. Homo's.... 15 on the pitch.......... 20 in the bath..... Oh yes.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! England must never be allowed to win. It was 40 odd years ago when they last won and they`re still banging on about it, imagine how it would be if they won now. The players, who are usually vilified, will be treated as heroes, the sleazy fleet street tabloids will be awash with cries of "give `em all knighthoods, they all deserve medals and see Lucy, topless, on page three with the England team!" Yeah right, come see the picture of the woman with thirteen tits. The tv schedule will be one looooong replay, punctuated with adverts for walkers crisps. Weatherfield will drop the jogging/gym obsession and move on to the Red Wreak for a kick a bout when eleven new characters move into the flat above the bookies. Ticker tape parades and open top buses cluttering up the roads. Sleazy, snake oil salesmen politicians crawling from under their rocks, fork tongues flickering, jumping on the band wagon offering freedom of the city, which to your average footballer, means the opportunity to text pictures of his knob to as many 15 year olds as he likes, with impunity. Having to sit through a dribbling and diving exhibition on the grid of every BSB meeting before the racing starts. There will be local councillors crying out for street and maybe even town name changes, can`t be arsed to google any of the players names but you get the idea. Finally, the worse, most worse thing if England win. My other half is a massive footie fan, she`s in my face all the time when her local team wins, my life will be hell, hell I tells ya! :Arghh:
I didn't think Wantz was a fan but it appears to be on the TV and I'm missing spring watch - I might be nice on this occasion as the house was spotless when I came back from two days away
Was thinking exactly the same about football, some monosyllabic amoeba wearing an Alice band kicks a ball into a big net and the rest of them jump on top of him like its some kind of miracle.....very gay
Shite.... Footballs a mans game. And that's the end of it! I have many faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
Surely kicking the ball to and fro is just an excuse for all the hugging and jumping on each other, and bathing together afterwards, isn't it? Good luck to them, I say - but of little interest to me.
