"I Slow down for Police Officers"with suitable graphic ....as opposed to "I slow down for horses". or maybe "I Slow Down for Pigs" ....as I live in the New Forest where we have them grazing the Acorns out on the Forest not had the bottle to do either as I try not to antagonise the plod and then they leave me alone
'Get the f#&k out of my way!!' - this is clearly not aimed at the fine members of the police service who I feel do a sterling job
"I'm not easily distracted .... Ooh, look, a motorbike" - a Loomies special T-shirt my other half bought me