F**k The Coffee Table, Gotta Get Me A Wall Mount!

cool, must get down that part of the world sometime.

 

nice one, cheers. i will bring my own sleeping bag whats your address. what we having for tea?

 

:Vomit:. i'l bring my own haggis

 

I wonder if its taxed :Angelic:

 

Def single, no sane woman would allow that. Or his not the sort of chap you want in the trenches with you, if you know what I mean.

 

being honest my woman would.

 

Has the bike lost it's cat ?

 

wonder if he has it fully comp insurance
intresting claim if it fell of the wall

excuse me sir it fell from where ..................

 

buckfast buckfast its a wonderful wine

it doesn't mater if your skin is brown

buckfast buckfast I love you

if your out of work you can get the bru

 

is that a Scottish rhyme ?

 

I spent a lot of my late teens/early 20's with a Glaswegian.
Seeing that has brought back fond memories.

 

So would mine.

 

forget how lucky we are sometimes.