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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by mervyn, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. With a big grin on her face I was informed by Mrs Mervyn this morning that 'whilst your recovering after your forthcoming op I can quietly sell your labelled up bike bits on eBay .You won't feel a thing.':) I have to make sure that a full description and reserve price is put on the labels to make the process easy for her.
    Mrs Mervyn has got a great sense of humour,I think?:upyeah:
     
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  2. Mrs M sounds a very sharp cookie - you hope she is joking...!!!
     
  3. I think she realises how well off she is having a broken down miserable git like me for a partner.:upyeah:
     
  4. Get away - your made for each other!!
     
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  5. I concede that during my youth, as a Mod, I wore smart ties. I was a dapper fellow. Nowadays I dont give a shit, except for leathers-must have smart leathers. But for everyday I am a t shirt and jeans type. For work i merely swap t shirt for a shirt. I wear jeans to office and with meetings with posh clients etc. The only concession I might make is to have a proper shave, rather than the scape with the beard trimmer bit. Generally i have stubble.

    The less I spend on clothes the more I have to spend on my bikes. I am already batting above my average to own and maintain 2 dukes. The additional expense of new clothes is an irritant to me.

    I would happily look dapper today had I the finances to do so. But I can go a bit extreme. I cant afford Saville Row, thus I will go without. Better to look scruffy than wear a shit suit. I have expensive taste in clothes (quality isnt cheap) that does not match my income and rather than compromise with a shit cheap suit, would rather wear shit cheap t shirts instead.

    I do not own a tie, but if I did it would be the best tie matched to a finely cut suit and proper brogues. I like the way Oswald Boetang cuts his suits.

    Anyway as long as I am clean and my shit t shirt is clean then bollox. Ive sacrificed my appearance for Ducati.
     
  6. I like your style bootsam.Same here,as a Mod in the sixties I was pretty smart.When I worked in the city I was pretty well dressed.Most of the time I am jeans and T shirt now and sometimes go a few days without shaving-bending my arms can be difficult sometimes.
     
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  7. I do like nicely made clothes and refuse to buy cheap tat that changes shape after first wash - I just buy the odd bargain and wear till they have holes in them. Probably works out more cost efficient in the long run but I don't have much in my wardrobe
     
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  8. less bills more thrills. another one of my life philosophy's.
    but to be fair i look good in anything.
     
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  9. chains would be appropriate
     
  10. what ever sir likes, dirty boy.
     
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  11. You're Jamesy. Deffo.
     
  12. maybes i maybes no.
     
  13. Mervyn

    How about taking a digital photo of each item; and as you might, or might know know, it's then possible to put a description of each item with the photo. Mrs Mervyn then wouldn't have any problems in the unlikely event of your demise!

    A story you can probably relate to.

    When I was working in Holland many years ago, one of the elderly turners got his marching orders from the Manager.

    His foreman, a fellow English chap, told me after he had left that he had removed his 1/2 of what was in the fridge at their digs, and had watched the chap carefully wrapping up a single egg in newspaper and pack it in his suitcase to take back home with him.
    I cracked up laughing when I was told this as I didn't really understand what the guy had probably gone through in the war years. I can now, after spending several years in India and witnessing the most appalling poverty understand why he took the egg home!
     
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  14. nearly as bad as the guy at work who would boil a kettle, fill his flask then take it home to fill his hotwater bottle :Shamefullyembarrased:
     
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  15. watch the pennies the pounds will look after them self.
     
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  16. Do vegans swallow?
     
  17. being a meat product albeit a v.small one in some cases;) i would say no.
     
  18. use stick on christmas prezzie labels
    cheap as chips this time of year ;)
     
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