Old Duc owner, Brit born, Aussie raised, moved back to UK 2005. Ignored your claim to being a mini yank as you stated you where born in GREAT BRITAIN and Aussie raised... and you own a duc so you get a pass... BUT don't be claiming to be a retard unless you want to be treated like one... And hi and welcome!!
What did you do to get sent to Oz so young? Steal the gynaecologists watch? Headbut the midwife? Or just be born catholic? Pray tell.
Bad jeans, and genes... I guess (pants!) All I know is they send the really Bad ones back. Probably explains the Harley too... When I changed my license over I had to get proof of it sent over. Big envelope arrived with details of all my bookable offences. Didn't send that to DVLA.
I'm numb these days... combo of good drugs and a don't give a fuck state of mind. But I can still relate to bad breeding!