1200 Goddam Mother#%%$1ng Rear Nut...grrrrrr

Not it isn't.

 

Theres no 'allegedly'.

 

why not, its friday afternoon, no one would hold it against you if you were a self confessed rose drinker.... its the mark of a man

 

I see your game. Ply me, a non-drinker, with alcohol before you have your wicked way. You're grooming me.

 

you don't appear to be fighting him off.

 

btw no man should drink rose

 

Sssh. I'm playing hard to get. He may have money.

 

are you alleging that Bootsam is a man now? careful, that could land you in court....

 

certainly not got any money from tight fisted Obanites taking financial advice, then sticking two fingers up.

 

I can be anything you want ducky.

 

not two.
just one. :smile:

 

bloody hell if its not chizel your trying to seduce now TT. no loyalty.

 

you see what i am dealing with, cheap even when giving me the kiss off... bet you cram both feet into one shoe as well, and hop around.

 

shoes are expensive.

 

and you only wear trousers with one broad leg....

 

saves on washing also.

 

you wash?

 

washed the bike earlier this year.

 

Rain doesn't count

 

I'm drinking Rose as my cider just ran out - and I can't get the rear wheel off ducky!