Fact Of The Day.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by stu-pendus, Jul 24, 2014.

  1. Absolutely correct,well done and no coinicidence BTW.

    So why dont all the bubbles in beer come up at the same time??
    (They may down your local but thats an other question)
     
  2. That the start of the school holidays combined with the recent hot weather brings the brain dead drivers out in their droves?
     
  3. Or that at the head of a slow moving procession of cars will be someone going to a garden centre?
     
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  4. fact: when i want to go out on the bike
    translates to no i need to go shopping with the wife and kids :Arghh:
     
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  5. If you wish to send me your published paper on this I would be more than happy to put it on the notice board.

    Leave me the paper from your PhD on getting a grip.
     
  6. A leopard could beat a kangaroo at the long jump
     
  7. The sun is often out.
     
  8. fin will sleep in.
     
  9. Ive not published anything concerning this. It is established scientific dogma with countless papers written by hugely cleverer people than I. However it remains that the sun will not 'burn' itself out. Thus your statement is false. :p

    I have also not written a paper on my grip. I lost that when i joined this forum. I am still searching for it. Have you seen it?
     
  10. look right, you will find your shoulder. follow your arm down to you find what you have griped.
    now look left you will find you left shoulder, follow you arm down and with your left hand slap your right hand and say dirty boy.
     
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  11. I was only pulling his leg. Maybe thats where my grip was.
     
  12. One size of stick fits all dogs.
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  13. No word in the English dictionary rhymes with orange, silver, purple or month.
     
  14. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the
    cop and Ernie the taxi driver on Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life".
     
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  15. My facts are often not facts :(
     
  16. The early bird catches the worm :Cigar:
     
  17. Orange - DoorHinge :D
     
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  18. The word 'gullible' isnt in the dictionary
     
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  19. The triumph always wins.
     
  20. Never trust a woman with tits......
     
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