Fact Of The Day.

She'll only play with them

 

Or maybe have a sneaky nibble...

 

Had a (male) work colleague who used to get shit off the missus on the phone when we were working abroad. He'd come off the phone and say to the nearest young lad on the job "Never marry a wuman son"

John

 

Vange; Sliver; Sherpal (ie more than one Sherpa); and, if you have a lisp "*****"

 

A Scottish son brings his girlfriend home for the first time to introduce her to the family,

"This is Amanda"

"It's a fucking what???" says his Dad....

 

It comes from old Italian, meaning "break the table" banco rotto or some spelling like it from the Medici era in Florence Italy. When a money lender as I understand had too much debt or ran out of money the counter "table" they worked at was ordered to be broken so they couldn't work any more.
Go to the Ducati factory and pull in the beautiful city if Florence recommended so so much. Ponte vechio us amazing.

 

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

 

Count the number of cricket chirps in a 15-second period, add 37 to the total, and your result will be very close to the actual outdoor Fahrenheit temperature.

 

Get Assassins Creed. Its an easier way to sightsee Florence plus you get to jump down on them with swords. Better arrangement all round.

 

Philistine!

 

There is no such thing as a Fact.

 

Is that Fact?

 

Knowledge edition on QI explains all.

Kills this thread though

 

Perhaps, but its lovely from the rooftops.

 

Indeed - but don't get treated like a Pazzi while you're there ...

 

• It is illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California.

 

3.9% of all women do not wear underwear.

 

This common everyday occurrence composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, and 9% dioxide is called a 'fart'.

 

• Porcupines can float in water.

 

90% + of women at sometime in their life have had a lesbian experience - the other 10% should have had...