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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by TT600, Aug 20, 2014.

  1. we hold all the power, what other nation can make a well fired roll?. exactly.
     
  2. seriously tho, john.v you will always be welcome in my country.
     
  3. There are no countries. Lets all hold hands and sing coombya
     
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  4. boots will receive the same treatment the french collaborators did after WW2. hope you suit the shaved heed look.
     
  5. As long as I get to screw a german
     
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  6. It will be my country also ;)
     
  7. excellent do you have an address up here?
     
  8. You can get me c/o Centre 1, Glasgow
     
  9. Yes. Because fin has just inherited $500,000,000 and needs help to cover his vet fees as his ferret has developed mange. So if you could just forward him $1,000,000 to tide him over until his cheque clears...
     
  10. tax man, you dirty ba.
    only joking. dude if yer ever up this way pop by, altho you probably know the roads already.
     
  11. we can talk about boots.
     
  12. I don't actually work there, but I do pay tax there.
     
  13. Next time I am in Oban.
     
  14. You bastards, you absolute bastards.

    I post up a perfectly humoured photo shopped jokey picture, and you swine have the gall to take the thread miles off topic, and turn it into a serious discussion......

    You should all be ashamed of yourself.

    You need to all take a good hard look in the mirror.

    That's right, you.
     
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  15. :Angelic:
     
  16. i do, every morning. sometimes i touch my self.
     
  17. cool.:smile:
     
  18. He's an tax informer Fin. Pays tax there but doesn't work there...hey canny lad...he'll be asking you about your contributions next and we all know how that will end up.
     
  19. Trust me, a large part of England beyond the Westminster village more often than not gets a government it doesn't want and didn't vote for. And not a single voter in the entire United Kingdom voted for the current government nor for most of its policies which have been made up on the hoof. But that's democracy for you.
    Scotland, in fact, is over-represented in Westminster relative to the other members of the UK and it has its own Parliament, which England does not, and it has the completely gratuitous right to vote on England-only affairs while English MPs cannot vote likewise on Scotland's, and it receives £10 billion a year, mostly from English tax payers, not to compensate for the treacherous theft by the English of "Scottish" oil, nor as reparations for Culloden, nor to cover the extra cost of emptying the bins in the impenetrable fastnesses of the highlands with their perfectly surfaced, empty and fully accessible road system, but to appease Scottish nationalism. Didn't work of course, but the adolescent minds in Westminster don't appear to have noticed that and so they plan to prostrate themselves further by offering Scotland devo-max. So chin up, its not as bad as all that.
     
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