More Stunning Brilliance From The Eu

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Ken Oaff, Sep 4, 2014.

  1. pure class.
    R.scotland for news, and music between 6pm and 9pm R4 for comedy, plays and stuff.
     
  2. ooo, la-de-da. Fins a posh jock.


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  3. thought we already established that.
    i used to have hair like that. bonnier now tho.
     
  4. is bonnier Oban slang for balder?
     
  5. Shhh Pete, @finm and @bootsam are about to have a fight. Money on the man with the VW camper ;)
     
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  6. Shame there isn't a worldwide movement towards controlling and decreasing the world's population. "Efficiency" in this context refers to the efficiency with which we consume and refining that process provides no solution because it serves to accelerate population expansion. Its a zero-sum game.
     
  7. that's ok because little Jimmy fuckface dyson will ride in on the second coming and he shall farm out the cyclonic flux capacitor flungdulator vacuum which can resurrect bunnies and baby foxes as it passes and generates ozone repair patches in its sanitary wake to save the planet.

    He will also incorporate Bootsams ant breath converter kettle within it so your perfect cuppa is ready when you've finished the hoovering (which it will have worked out already).

    I blame the stark corporation for not making the Arc reactor readily available.
     
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  8. Only real worry I have is will the whistle still work on my kettle when the EU take over
     
  9. is it an EU regulation whistle - might be too loud.
     
  10. boots cant win. god is on MY side. and i will never own a v.w. camper which means a win by default.
     
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  11. Ive got evolution on my side.
     
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    God your women are ugly...
     
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  13. nay luck. ignorance is bliss.
     
  14. after a few i know you would, dirty boy.
     
  15. How would you know?
     
  16. And I blame the Stork corporation for making it taste like butter.
     
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  17. I really worry about the kettles. Its bad enough worrying about the vacuum cleaners.
     
  18. ken yerself.;):smile:
     
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