So what have you done today..?

Or picked up the phone to sort you out

 

Finm is a regional weather shipping forecast? That's impressive.

 

Fell into my trap, you know what's coming next surely? :Happy:

 

Running North to South, that would be Humber

 

i voted i was down there 7.30 hoping to get a bit of craic with charles Kennedy,disappointed . don't no why i thought he would be there.

 

Don't call me Shirley. You can call me Fitzroy.

 

I don't know either, pubs aren't open are they?

 

funnily enough i met him in a pub on skye 12 years ago. he probably wont remember.:Hungover:

 

My wife said to me at lunchtime "I'm sick of you sitting around and doing nothing all day. You're so lazy, I can't take it any more - just pack your bags and go !"

"You pack 'em" I replied

 

You know what's coming next doncha Fitzroy, cause I haven't a clue :smile:

 

Today, I have started the day at work in agony as I have done every day this week. And have worked through a mist of pain whilst trying to concentrate and to keep my temper at the same time. I deserve a bloody medal.

Now that the Scottish have voted to join the United Kingdom, I wonder what they will be bringing to the table as far as the well-being of the country is concerned.

 

today i have woken with a massive weight of my shoulders. time to move on.:smile:

 

SFA! :Hilarious:

 

Waved my daughter off today. She's off to make her fame/ fortune in the big shitty. Tearful moment.

 

In our Factory in Pickering (North Yorkshire) they call Malton the big smoke. If you live in Pickering do you mean she's going to Malton as it's only 7 miles away so don't worry
If however if you mean London then you can worry a bit :Nailbiting:

 

The big shitty, there's only one of them!

 

Birmingham?

 

Yeah, that'll do!

 

How the fuck do I come back from fuckbuddy? (Word association)