Congratulations to you both! Just remember I wear the trousers in our relationship.................... She just tells me which ones!!
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Congratulations! The advice I'd give is have a 3-tiered wedding cake. One fruit cake, one sponge and one chocolate. That way you've got an excuse to have 3 slices of cake before the guests scoff the lot. I like cake!!
Remember the 3 Rings of marriage, the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. Congratulations.
Are you unwell Paul, I mean you have had a great time being single and enjoying yourself and you want to throw it all away? Good luck, now your evenings will endure hours of watching dreary soaps and programs related to poor animals searching for food in the outbacks of the Serengeti. Pahh who cares when you can go out and grab a MCd's down the road. Taking a pillion on rides with the group will have you shunned upon and be classified as a man under the thumb..... Count/ ROB is under this spell also but behold his persona is large enough to take the heat!! Counselling is available
Ok now the arguments start.. Music for the ceremony... I wanted " another one bites the Dust...Queen". She wants "It's not fair... Lily Allen". I think we'll just settle on "Too Old to Rock 'n' Roll: Too Young to Die!...Jethro Tull"
You need to learn fast, you do not have choices with regards anything to do with the Wedding. You just say Yes, and keep saying Yes. You do not have an opinion. You agree. You love everything picked for the day, you show enthusiasm. You had better behave. You love the flowers, You love the music, the band, the cake, the invites, the families, even uncle Knob who gets pissed and tells dirty jokes. After this, you will have a great day. By the, learn to dance, properly.
