Unfortunate Name Of The Day...

I used to go to High School with a Wayne King, and a Wayne Kerr.

 

I had an aunt called Eileen Sideways.

 

An old mate years ago, called Mike Hockin (nicknamed Slip)

 

My dad had a Piano music book authored by Arthur Dick

 

I've heard of an El Toro! :Wideyed:

 

Just out of interest, @El Toro do you know the origin or your surname? This is a serious question, not a piss take before Im accused

 

Lawnmowers evidently

Toro | Lawn Mowers, Golf & Grounds Equipment, Commercial Landscape, Irrigation

 

Ratthapark Wilairot



of Moto2 Fame

Commentator makes it sound like Win-a-Lot.

But he doesn't though, does he?

 

If RW pulls it together and gets to the front of the grid, there is some serious money to be made

 

I went to college with two twins called April Pink and Rose Pink... True story...
And there is a girl works for Demon Tweeks called Victoria Cross. Guess their parents didn't like them very much...

 

I met Victoria Cross when I bought my new 4XV R1 from them - she was lovely :Happy: she asked me to look after her baby for her...

 

Mate at junior school and close neighbour was called Sandy Body

 

My mum went to school with a Wylde Rose - she married a Boor

 

I went to school with a lad called Ishagbirds Uptheshitter. Beat that!

 

riiiight

 

Heard a mum call her kids back to her in the park when I was out with my lad. I say call more of a screech and they were called ocean and storm. Who the hell calls their kids that?

 

Katie Price?

 

Really? What the trollop formerly known as Jordan ?