I employed a bloke called Lee King. Not that funny in itself until you learn he was a plumber by trade...
My Dad was a joiner called Ray - nothing unusual there, but his work mates were Pete the Plummer, Eric the Electrician and Brian the Brickie...
I also used to know a Chinese lesbian called Too Can Chew, who had an Indian girlfriend called Mingeita
Lass at work was called Helen Fussy - didn't like it too much but got married and is now Helen Herring...
I know of a camp site down south called Sandy Balls and I once had to listen to lecture on sodium lighting by a german called Rolf Wanker .
I knew a Mr Snowball - there was a family of them in York but I came across another too - must be common!
As the local Registrar, my mum saw most of it registering babies. One women returned a few days after registering her child to berate my mum and ask why no-one said anything. The child was christened Richard but unfortunately his father's surname was Head . True story, cross my heart and all that. Andy
At school we had a teacher whose name was Mrs Willy, and her husband's name was Arthur. I also used to work with Stuart Little.....
I was introduced to a big Coloured Guy in a pub by a lady friend of mine, he was from Leeds - it went like this: Emma: This is 'Big' Big: Hi Me: Hi, I'm called 'Biggest' Why did he call himself Big FFS - unless his last name was Head of course!
