Tarquin Fim Bim Lim Bim Wim Bim Bus Stop F’tang-F’tang Ole Biscuit Barrel's my 'middle' name. Her first name is Mary!
I knew a chap from the North of Ireland who was so proud about being a Protestant that he wrote it in big letters across his wife's back and sent her out to walk the streets advertising the fact. She came home with a sore fanny and tons of cash... It transpired that he couldn't spell.
Many years ago I worked in a pay office, we had an Arthur Richard Steven hole on the payroll. I've also worked with a Wendy Hendy. I'm often wonder if Austin Healey ever minded his name?