So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Hang on, I'll get a nurse... :Yuck:
     
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  2. You'll be as good as new in no time :upyeah:
     
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  3. Only a question of time.
     
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  4. Good luck Merv.

    Is it left or right hip? If it's the left, and you don't get on with it, would you consider selling it to me? Going to need one soon, I reckon.
     
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  5. Good luck Merv, hope all goes well and you're quickly on the road to recovery.
     
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  6. Dammit!

    Oh well, almost certainly an academic eventuality in any case.
    Hope all goes extremely well!
     
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  7. Oh wow, you are really hip, man!
     
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  8. I've spent two hours today with someone trying to sell me Action Coaching for umpteen thousand earth pounds.

    He failed. :)
     
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  9. Earth pounds?

    How much is that in Arcturan dollars?
     
  10. I think you are a tad confused - NationStates | Dispatch
     
  11. I am, now.

    I didn't even know there were Arcturan dollars. Credits. Whatevs.
     
  12. It's my wife's birthday today, so I gave her a ring as a present.

    She wasn't the least bit grateful just because I rang her from the pub
     
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  13. I am now bubonic,tucking into a chicken sandwich to be followed by a bag of Percy Pigs.Guess the wrong word above!
     
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  14. Would like to help Los,but tis me offside.
     
  15. Can you spare some of your morphine, Merv?
     
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  16. See, you both needn't have the op, could have tied you both together and made one good one that walked straight ;)
     
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  17. Your move, Merv. What's it gonna be?
     
  18. Well Los,me left one is also on its way out.However we don't want you going round in circles or having one leg longer than the other.
    I hear April is are good for parts.Can you wait that long though?:(
     
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  19. Guess I'll have to wait 'til April - still, that's quicker than Bologna.
     
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  20. Spent yesterday in wee jock mcplop land.

    Had a wee haggis with my breakfast, read the Herald then dashed around South Lanarkshire and Mid Lothian before heading back via Flybe.
     
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