Sue em, sue ducati for selling you a defective bike sue the dealership for not doing your bidding, sue those on here that are adding to your emotional distress sue god for not making bologna nearer to where you were staying feck sue em all. I would.
I say we airlift exige into Borgo Panigale dressed as rambo armed with a spud gun and an english food launcher - grrr!
Once over there reluctance to eat puddings with gravy they could race whippets and keep pigeons whilst wearing flat caps and drinking tetleys, then He could teach them how to pipe bend none of this triangulation nonsense. Perfect
Sort of agree but your a little down on your knowledge of Yorkshire - you refer to West Yorkshire people such as ET in you comment and over that side they are bordering on being Lancastrians if not almost Welsh!