Have you ridden your bike yet? For public speaking success they say imagine your audience naked, soooo, I imagine you riding naked Guineverve, oops, I mean Ducbird.
Let us know next time you drop in at Boxhill Viv, we will all be there I am sure : ) haven't heard from Sweetpea for ages now.
Box Hill? It's full of grubby biker-types, isn't it? DB isn't going to want to turn up naked on a Monster there. How about a massed ride out to Anne Summers?
You ride a naked monster on special occasions? The former Mrs Gimlet was the same. Birthdays and bank holidays.