my neighbour called me an idiot this morning. I told him, if I had a pound for every time I've been called stupid, I'd have £4-57.
I was a good boy today i turned down a bacon sandwich at the job i am on and it was with ketchup, (I don't eat bread as it bloats me to much)
My new call blocker arrived today - £20 off fleabay. Can't wait to cut the bstrds off when they ring at tea-time