So what have you done today..?

Wife just asked me "Have you watered my panna cotta ?"

me "it's a poinsettia, and you don't need to water it until it's dry"

 

Steak Lorne Sausage

Should have realised it is a regional 'delicacy'. Wondered if it is protected under EU law....

 

Hey I am from south of Brighton not an ounce of Scottish blood in me but I love the taste of it, oh and I like haggis to

 

Scotland Street,, Brighton, BN2?

hang on, hang on, if your south of Brighton, your sat with damp pants, in the middle of the English Channel......

 

Close but no cigar......... but it does make people think, mum is Italiant so my roots are way south of Brighton

 

i think you did.. wait... is that sarcasm?

 

due south of Brighton is Australia then - straight down......

 

Ahhhhhh ok split hairs,
Australia is down under so ner ner.
Right then south easterly direction

 

Vince is French? Poor bloke!

 

Cheeks gonna get smacked!

 

mmm lorn sausage, brown sauce, well fired roll.
food of the gods, from the land of your masters.

 

Men in skirts !!!! Masters??????

 

Haw he haw, garlic n onions mon petit

 

Ooooooh this site has turned smutty yuk!!!!! lol

 

Vince was in 'Allo 'Allo?

 

is that the Scottish dialect?

 

whats all this about?