So what have you done today..?

Are you sure they ain't bizarre sex toys ?

 

could be...

 

cant be.unopened and you have had them for 2hrs 45mins

 

So he can polish his pickle collection

 

Got a job offer to go and work in Saudi - Al Khobar

Not sure if I could live in a sharia law society or endure the heat even

 

And his head stock and bar ends not to mention his ball bearings

 

And around his sump plug.

 

You'll have to knock the female impersonator hobby on the head.

 

hairdressers today and tortoise taken to the hospital :Hurting:

 

Not to mention under those nails :Jawdrop:

 

bummer whats wrong with the tortoise?

 

Shouldn't use nails on a tortoise. Just keep it in a box if you don't want it wandering about.

 

His shell is a bit misshapen and he cant pop his head out quite like he should (OK OK I know)

So being anesthetized and a bit of a dremmel round so he can get it in and out along with his little hands

I'll post some pics when he's back home octor:

 

char, they don't have little hands, there called paws

 

Poor little chap.

 

Tortoise paw ??

Stick to cars mate

 

tortoise hands ?
surly no.

 

... mmm ... crusty meat pie ... <drool>

 

Not long home from work, that's me done until the 5th of January wooooohooooooo :Happy:

 

not with my teeth. prefer soup.