So What Did He Bring You?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Dec 25, 2014.

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  1. Splash it all over
     
    #61 Cupid Stunt, Dec 25, 2014
  2. and when i was there they kept calling me father jack?
     
    #62 finm, Dec 25, 2014
  3. Fukin big though, do you have to feed the crew until you fly :Wideyed:
     
    #63 Exige, Dec 25, 2014
  4. Told you, you sycophant :D
     
    #64 Exige, Dec 25, 2014
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  5. Meh! what does he know.
     
    #65 finm, Dec 25, 2014
  6. I drink it straight in a warm glass, that's how my dad taught me.
     
    #66 Cream_Revenge, Dec 25, 2014
  7. Warm the glass, lost drinking time, and for that matter, what fuckin glass? Who mentioned glasses, fin, tell him... :rolleyes:
     
    #67 Exige, Dec 25, 2014
  8. cream... get a grip.
     
    #68 finm, Dec 25, 2014
  9. Microwave no waste of time, Exige do you wrap your bottle in a brown paper bag?
     
    #69 Cupid Stunt, Dec 25, 2014
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  10. Nope, but it might have a teat on it :)
     
    #70 Exige, Dec 25, 2014
  11. Well I say glass, by which I actually mean I drop it in the streets leaving the off licence then lick the streets clean and spit out the broken glass.
     
    #71 Cream_Revenge, Dec 25, 2014
  12. 2 birds with one stone I like your style
     
    #72 Cupid Stunt, Dec 25, 2014
  13. i got my favourite socks, favourite biscuits a blow job and a bacon sandwich this morning. well happy
     
    #73 micky1, Dec 25, 2014
  14. Peas
    Peasant you coulkd at least use a straw. :D
     
    #74 Cupid Stunt, Dec 25, 2014
  15. We all hate a show off
     
    #75 Cupid Stunt, Dec 25, 2014
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  16. he only has one and thats for his puss.:smile:
     
    #76 finm, Dec 25, 2014
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  17. He puts his puss in the micro or the paper bag?
    The mind boggles
     
    #77 Cupid Stunt, Dec 25, 2014
  18. Spot the man with no kids.
     
    #78 Cream_Revenge, Dec 25, 2014
  19. paper bag, they wont let him out otherwise.:smile:
     
    #79 finm, Dec 25, 2014
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  20. Thats coz she sucks him dry sensible lady
     
    #80 Cupid Stunt, Dec 25, 2014
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