So What Did He Bring You?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Dec 25, 2014.

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  1. my kids are cool about xmas,we had to wake them up this morning!

    Bought my old man a nice bottle of Obans distillers edition...18 years old single malt...can't stand the shite myself.

    As for the extras my wife know what side her breads buttered. My old mate said to me once...if you ain@t fucking them someone else is.....
     
    #81 micky1, Dec 25, 2014
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  2. deffo, what you pay for that? 45?
     
    #82 finm, Dec 25, 2014
  3. Genius "don't fuck about with contraception, the pill is bad for ya, just suck me off"
     
    #83 Cream_Revenge, Dec 25, 2014
  4. it was about £70...cheaper on masters of malt than in the distillery! i was up there in November and had the tour....smelt lovely but i can't drink it.
     
    #84 micky1, Dec 25, 2014
  5. #85 finm, Dec 25, 2014
  6. My ex didn't like oral apart from when she was giving me an ear bashing, then it was ok :(
     
    #86 Cupid Stunt, Dec 25, 2014
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  7. Cool dude :cool:
     
    #87 Exige, Dec 25, 2014
  8. been married 11 years...she's a keeper
     
    #88 micky1, Dec 25, 2014
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  9. Selfie?
     
    #89 Exige, Dec 25, 2014
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  10. no luck. it is acquired, took me about 15 years to get whiskie
     
    #90 finm, Dec 25, 2014
  11. You knit your own socks and bake biscuits :)
     
    #91 Exige, Dec 25, 2014
  12. I've had lots of keepers :Wideyed:
     
    #92 Exige, Dec 25, 2014
  13. House keepers?
     
    #93 Cupid Stunt, Dec 25, 2014
  14. He will make someone an excellent wife one day :)
     
    #94 Cupid Stunt, Dec 25, 2014
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  15. Yes?
     
    #95 Exige, Dec 25, 2014
  16. what's socks?
     
    #96 finm, Dec 25, 2014
  17. I put an advert out for a house keeper only got 4 replies the youngest was 60 eeeeeewwwwww no way
     
    #97 Cupid Stunt, Dec 25, 2014
  18. It's all in the detail ;-)
     
    #98 Exige, Dec 25, 2014
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  19. Ahhhhh my colonial friend it is what you put on your feet to keep them warm in winter and no I dont mean hobnail boots
    Errrrrr was you in Lord of the Rings?
     
    #99 Cupid Stunt, Dec 25, 2014
  20. Joanna Lumley in her ab fab get up?
     
    #100 Exige, Dec 25, 2014
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