No worst than that, knitted scarves plaid skirt (could have been a kilt) had funny accent to and kept saying Och Aye Wheres Finm?
get a thai bride...my mates over there...them ladyboys are pretty and i bet there handy at the diy aswell.
Too much info mate steady on, oh no I can't get the images out of my head now, a wee scots man running around naked