What Are The Odds ?

I was on nightshift on the Millennium eve and the firm had put up a free raffle for all those who had to work. Two days later, I was off shift and got a 'phone call to say that I'd won the prize and could I get into work immediately to collect it. It turned out to be a brand new Renault Clio. Result...

 

Ive won a Toyota RAV 4, plus a few other prizes over the years ( about £40ks worth..)

 

i won £80 on the first lotto draw.....

 

I won £2.90 in Tuesdays Euros couple of weeks back

 

I have won one heart. I am really lucky with that heart too :Kiss:

 

Vincenzo says "scratch and sniff card?"

Sorry couldn't resist.

 

£50 on a scratch card is the most I've ever won. Few £10 on the lottery over the years. Guy with the raffle ticket after mine won a go pro hd at excel this year. I was pissed as I nearly bought a couple extra.

 

You don't look that old.

 

My wife one 8k's worth of neff kitchen appliances 5 years back in a home magazine....they sent us the catalogue and said take your PIC up to 8k.....problem was, was that we hadn't renovated the kitchen\diner at that point so we held'em off for 6 months while we smashed the ground floor of the house up...

15 years ago my wife's dad won a mini in the local newspaper....and gave it to us....flogged it and bought a Renault 5 turbo raider.....what a car...

 

I never win fuck all. Prime example I was at do once and they had a charity raffle of prizes from a new helmet down to a pencil. But every ticket was a winner... no prizes for guessing which dickhead was stood there at the end with the only none winning ticket!!
I still stick the lottery on every week via direct debit, not had a win for must be 2 years now!

 

Do you fix your numbers on the lottery....I used to, won fuck all but now I lucky dip it every week....won 25 quid this week and a few weeks back won 163 quid...

 

Thought you were going to say the prize was to do some short notice overtime

 

I used fix numbers used to win a tenner every fortnight until the price went up not had a winner since then so just do the euro when jackpot is silly money and only do lucky dip.

 

i have won diddly squat ,zilch , nothing, f***k all , i'm not bitter at all :Rage:

 

The only thing I ever won was a dinner at a really expensive restaurant.
Unfortunately, I never went as I had had a professional argument (the sort where you end up hanging up on the guy) with the chief sommelier. It was a totally unrelated incident.

How unlucky is that?

 

I have never ever won anything on the Lottery, but then I have never ever bought a ticket.