America has landed a $2.5 billion craft called Curiosity on Mars. Any ideas what it is going to find? Curiosity rover: Martian solar day 2
Mr Pattel`s 24hr convenience store or a bunch of protesting aliens chanting Yanky go home but evidence of life so all the jo-ho`s that knock on my door can try and explain how God puts thing like Dinosaurs, ancient artifacts, and now aliens to test me. `YOUR THE ONE WHOS TESTING ME JO-HO, TESTING MY ABILITY NOT TO WRING YA NECK! Keep touching on my door FFS. NO i dont want a book to read`
I sometimes tell them that "We are sacrificing a horse out back and they are welcome to join in". If I know it's them in advance, I am holding a carving knife* covered in ketchup at the same time. Or I tell them that My Lord Satan has forbidden me to talk to other religious types unless they disrobe beforehand. Or I tell them that I used to be a follower but got thrown out for excessive violence when trying to convert heathens, and "I have a new religion now, would you like to hear about it?". Oh yes, I am a laugh-riot *Disclaimer: No, I don't do this, but the rest of it works well.
A Geordie, a Scouser and a Paddy.....as there's always at least one of those but usually all three wherever you go.....