Life on Mars?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Richard H, Aug 15, 2012.

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  1. #1 Richard H, Aug 15, 2012
  2. A red Audi Quattro?:tongue:
     
    #2 Royum, Aug 15, 2012
  3. A Multi 1200s without any issues?
     
    #3 deleteduser211220, Aug 15, 2012
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  4. I hope they find evidence that life has previoulsy existed there. That would be amazing.
     
    #4 Gilps, Aug 15, 2012
  5. Like in Liverpool you mean?

    :wink:
     
    #5 El Toro, Aug 15, 2012
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  6. that the Germans have got all the best deck chairs
     
    #6 Char, Aug 15, 2012
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  7. [​IMG]
     
    #7 Char, Aug 15, 2012
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  8. Bet there are Jack Russels on Mars, little feckers get everywhere:biggrin:
     
    #8 eyore, Aug 15, 2012
  9. And wasps and ants....

    AL.
     
    #9 Ghost Rider, Aug 15, 2012
  10. And a Starbucks of course...
     
    #10 JuZ, Aug 15, 2012
  11. ....and a speed camera no doubt...:rolleyes:
     
    #11 Nelson, Aug 15, 2012
  12. Paul McCartney, the toneless fucker gets where water wont
     
    #12 Mr C, Aug 15, 2012
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  13. Mr Pattel`s 24hr convenience store or a bunch of protesting aliens chanting Yanky go home
    but evidence of life so all the jo-ho`s that knock on my door can try and explain how God puts thing like Dinosaurs, ancient artifacts, and now aliens to test me. `YOUR THE ONE WHOS TESTING ME JO-HO, TESTING MY ABILITY NOT TO WRING YA NECK! Keep touching on my door FFS. NO i dont want a book to read`
     
    #13 Goody, Aug 15, 2012
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  14. I sometimes tell them that "We are sacrificing a horse out back and they are welcome to join in". If I know it's them in advance, I am holding a carving knife* covered in ketchup at the same time.

    Or I tell them that My Lord Satan has forbidden me to talk to other religious types unless they disrobe beforehand.

    Or I tell them that I used to be a follower but got thrown out for excessive violence when trying to convert heathens, and "I have a new religion now, would you like to hear about it?".

    Oh yes, I am a laugh-riot :rolleyes:

    *Disclaimer: No, I don't do this, but the rest of it works well.
     
    #14 Loz, Aug 15, 2012
  15. Ty-wraps on the floor....that's what they'll find......they're everywhere.....
     
    #15 XxAnthxX, Aug 15, 2012
  16. Dust. Rock. Stones.
     
    #16 gliddofglood, Aug 15, 2012
  17. Elvis working in a chip shop and a 1953 Routemaster London bus.........
     
    #17 nogaromill999, Aug 15, 2012
  18. ....& a copy of the sunday sport.........
     
    #18 Greyman, Aug 15, 2012
  19. Well thats what Elvis is wrapping the chips with !
     
    #19 nogaromill999, Aug 15, 2012
  20. A Geordie, a Scouser and a Paddy.....as there's always at least one of those but usually all three wherever you go.....
     
    #20 XxAnthxX, Aug 15, 2012
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