Phrase You Live By?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Baldyboy, Jan 7, 2015.

  1. We are talking Willie size, yes?
     
  2. In that case I'm 6' wide
     
  3. We need a not very useful button, especially if you have short arms ;)
     
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  4. You can't buy friends, but you can buy a better class of enemy.
     
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  5. And when it comes to food, if in doubt.....

    Just add bacon ;)
     
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  6. When it comes to drinking,

    I'll have two halves in a pint glass.
     
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  7. Paddle your own kangaroo :upyeah:
     
  8. Life's a bitch, and then you die.
     
  9. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
     
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  10. Your right next to my skin hunni lol
     
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  11. Fur?
     
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  12. I know I can feel you ;)
     
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  13. Fur cat ful
     
  14. There's no romance without finance
     
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  15. Go to bed with ichy bum, waken with smelly thumb
     
  16. ...roll on death...
     
  17. Is it time to go home yet
     
  18. I have no friends,there are just people I know
     
  19. No matter how hot she is, some bloke, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her shit.
     
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  20. No not yet :(
     
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