Knackers are knackered

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by West12, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. Ducked out of work early today. Had a nice little bimble to try to build up some miles and get to know my new (old) 748SPS.

    I think I need some stomp grips, or to find some smoother roads.

    Back to the ice pack!:eek:
     
    #1 West12, Aug 16, 2012
  2. Ouch!!!!:frown:
     
    #2 XxAnthxX, Aug 16, 2012
  3. Doesn't bear thinking about! Reminds me of when I had my vasectomy only to discover I was allergic to self dissolving stitches :-(
     
    #3 Archer17, Aug 16, 2012
  4. Ooh bollox :eek:
     
    #4 El Toro, Aug 16, 2012
  5. I smashed my nuts against the tank within the first mile of my test ride for my 1098 :eek: Stomp grips were the first mod I made :upyeah:
     
    #5 mattmccabebrown, Aug 17, 2012
  6. A cricket "box" would have been mine :smile:
     
    #6 El Toro, Aug 17, 2012
  7. Yeah but would have looked abit when you get off the bike :eek:

     
    #7 mattmccabebrown, Aug 17, 2012
  8. A bit like what? Buster Gonad? :biggrin:
     
    #8 El Toro, Aug 17, 2012
  9. Have a wank before riding, this may release a little pressure.
     
    #9 Mr C, Aug 17, 2012
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  10. A few years ago a large bumble bee crashed in to my chest and then stung me in the family jewels department. To say I had swollen plums was a bit of an understatement :eek:
     
    #10 mcr998, Aug 17, 2012
  11. ??? How on earth do you get stung in the nuts when ..... ????

    Reminds me of that old joke:

    What do you get if you put nuts on a wall? Walnuts

    What do you get if you put nuts on a chest? Chestnuts

    What do you get if you put nuts on a chin? ..........................
     
    #11 Greyman, Aug 17, 2012
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  12. I wondered that afterwards, but I think after the bee knocked its self silly it fell down between me and the back of the tank

    I had the p*ss right royaly taken out of me down the pub that night
     
    #12 mcr998, Aug 17, 2012
  13. This post slightly concerns me. I'll try it but I think I may fall asleep afterwards and miss my bike ride :-(
     
    #13 West12, Aug 17, 2012
  14. It's them fooking budgie smugglers you wear westy :biggrin:
     
    #14 Troy, Aug 17, 2012
  15. :tongue: ducati yellow though. I do look good in them. heh he:cool:
     
    #15 West12, Aug 17, 2012
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