Sadly, I don't think there is. The family basset hound when I was a kid became epileptic in her final couple of years. She was also on meds, but would have a fit every 3 weeks to the day. You could put it on the calendar. She was dangerous during those fits - didn't recognise you and would attack you, so you had to put her in a room and close the door for 10 mins until she got over it. Then she became over-excited and very affectionate. It's a pain, but not the end of the world.
My dog Dillon, Mostly Patterdale with a touch of PJRT thrown in. Crap at ratting, mousing and wouldn't have a clue what to do with a rabbit. Occasionally comes back when off the lead and always keeps the heart rate up.
Poppy (black n white) & Lily (who wasn't loyal and moved to a house round the corner. Also Malakai & Koda my boys Huskies. Oh and mustn't forget Saffie the Staffy sadly passed away Christmas 2011 @ 15 yrs old.
Making jokes about eating, killing or harming our pets is only one rung down the ladder to saying the same about your daughter or son or husband or wife. Our pets are members of our family, deeply loved and cherished. So please have a think about that when posting. Have a joke or a jest with your fellow ducati riders, but do you really want to inflict that emotion in another person. I am one of the many people who would go to the aid of an animal in exactly the same way that we would a person in distress. It evokes a very strong emotion when this thread has these sorts of hateful messages posted.