Me And My Monster

Discussion in 'Monster' started by Crazy-Duck, Mar 5, 2015.

  1. Hi everyone. I've just joined today and thought I'd show off my monster :) she's a 600, 15 year old and about as original as she came out of the factory. Done 6200 miles from new, 4000 of those since I've had her last June. I know nothing mechanical, so be prepared for me to ask lots of daft questions!
    Crazy-Duck

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  2. Has no one come and said hello daftyduc
    I will :)

    Hello and welcome to the mad house
    The locals will be along shortly they love daft questions
    They like me so you will be ok :D
     
  3. Your late Viv, I said hello earlier today in another thread.
    Steve

    Why won't the smilies work with my phone.
     
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  4. Just seen that one!!!
     
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  5. Hi viv! My thinking has always been if I don't know I should ask. Rather look daft on here than try something I don't know about and cock it up completely!

    Most recently I have cleaned my chain all by myself :) The last few times I fluttered my eyelashes and a bit of cleavage to a friend an he done it for me! :Happy:
     
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  6. Oh I flutter my eyelashes all the time for help :)
    Even getting off my SS
    I plead ditsy and it works
     
  7. there are some good things about being a woman :)

    Saying that I had a guy follow me one day on his bike, ended up at the same pub an he mistook me for a man o_O erm can you not see the built in airbags! Lol
     
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  8. Lol
    Have not had that happen
    Usually when they see I'm a woman on a sports bike they run a mile
    The times at garages I see the men taking a look at the bike I take my helmet off and they wa
    Ah men they don't notice from behind
    We must all look the same
    It's only the front view that separates us
    I look like a bloke in leathers I think it's the saggy bum :)
     
  9. LOL then the blokes you been followed by all need their eyes tested, I once followed a woman on a bike for 5 miles coz she had such a nice rear in leathers, you can definitely tell the difference from behind :)
     
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  10. I will have to get you to check then Vincenzo ;)
     
  11. That's got muddled along the way
     
  12. Make ya way down to Boxhill any weekend and I'll check out your rear end lol :)
     
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  13. Even from behind though in my jacket I have a defined waist. but have to say l love the look I get from guys when I walk up to my bike, they start looking around for the male rider thinking I'm just pillion.
     
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  14. No pinching
     
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  15. Good on you, we need more women riders, no fun looking at blokes in leathers it aint the same lol
     
  16. Oh I don't know I quite like it lol
     
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  17. Pervy bird :)
     
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  18. Lol. Oh I love a man in leathers! ....
     
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  19. I like a nice leather clad rear
    Something sexy about a man who rides a bike
    Who has 50 shades grey in their pocket :D
     
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  20. Dunno about in my pocket but deffo on my head lol :)
     
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