They are tough, though, Northerners are. I've seen one that hadn't learned that trick with shoelaces, gnaw his own foot off in order to change his shoes. They are tough, I tell you!
That's outrageous, Northerners don't piss in your sink, the rest of it sounds about right though :Angelic:
Conversation overheard recently : Local contractor "Bloody notherners!" Man from the ministry "I'm not northern, I'm from Wales" Local Contractor "Northern f***ing hemisphere..."
And a southerner is a guy who never misses a chance to make a smart-arse comment - no matter how bloody smug it makes him look...
It's like a hi-level toilet, possible square (at least in Surrey) and doesn't have a flush or appears to have both hot and cold flush. this is a dual his n hers version, Hope this helps those who aren't sure if they have pissed in a sink.
A Brummie goes to Ground Zero in New York one year after 9/11. Whilst there, he sees a fireman paying his respects. The Brummie says to him, "There were a lot of people that were very proud of what you guys did." "Thanks, buddy," the fireman replies. "You lot were bloody brave," the Brummie says. "Thanks. Where are you from anyhow?" the fireman asks. "Birmingham," he replies. "Birmingham? What state's that in?" asks the fireman. The Brummie looks around and replies, "About the same as this really..."
The Northern Wimmin' can piss in there while standing up. I've seen them do it in the film The Full Monty. Going in the sink save 'em getting cold going to the out-house.
"So are you a smart arse or a dumb arse? I know which I'd choose, but not sure about you." I could come up with a sarcastic answer to this, but I'm not going to. Why do people always take things so personally? Chill the F**k out, for f**k's sake...
As anyone who's ever lived in barracks will tell you - there's only two kinds of people : those who piss in the sink, and those who tell lies...
