Clarksons At It Again!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by triari, Mar 10, 2015.

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  1. Someone has suggested that ginger freak Chris Evans might be taking JC's place...

    NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!
     
    #221 JR45, Mar 14, 2015
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  2. He's publicly turned it down.
     
    #222 J0n3s, Mar 14, 2015
  3. He hasn't been offered it to turn down :)
     
    #223 Exige, Mar 14, 2015
  4. See?

    Whoever said death threats don't solve anything knows nothing.
     
    #224 Loz, Mar 14, 2015
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  5. That's not what he told me in the pub last night ;)
     
    #225 J0n3s, Mar 14, 2015
  6. Ah, fat bloke down the pub told you, must be true ;)
     
    #226 Exige, Mar 14, 2015
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  7. i didnt tell him nuthin
     
    #227 chizel, Mar 14, 2015
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  8. You fat down voting bastard :p
     
    #228 Exige, Mar 14, 2015
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  9. loz is in need of some down voting i just looked at the notable members thing and he is only on 9!!!
     
    #229 chizel, Mar 14, 2015
  10. lol.. good shot:D
     
    #230 chizel, Mar 14, 2015
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  11. Balance is a very necessary thing.

    Unbalanced also appears to work, too :upyeah:
     
    #231 Loz, Mar 14, 2015
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  12. 10... now we are even:upyeah:
     
    #232 chizel, Mar 14, 2015
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  13. hmmm,, didnt see that coming:Banghead:
     
    #233 chizel, Mar 14, 2015
  14. Losers :p
     
    #234 Exige, Mar 14, 2015
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  15. If Clarkson needs a new job, someone on here knows where there is vacancy in a sandwich shop.
     
    #235 Ghost Rider, Mar 14, 2015
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  16. how about rating our own posts, i like that idea??
     
    #236 Flatfish, Mar 14, 2015
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  17. scared to tread on jc's toes, he'd be great!
     
    #237 Flatfish, Mar 14, 2015
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  18. No... He'd be shite ! He'd be the same irritating "poor little rich kid" dick that he is in most things he does...
     
    #238 JR45, Mar 17, 2015
  19. This made me laught : From the Daily Mash

    JEREMY Clarkson has been suspended by the BBC for helping some disabled children.

    The professional antagonist was driving fast in a massive car when he passed a broken-down charity minibus.

    Instead of goading them in some way, Clarkson pulled over to assist volunteer driver Stephen Malley, a former public sector worker with an earring.

    Malley said: “I was taking the disabled children and their parents for a weekend away at a special centre with donkeys, but the bus broke down.

    “When I saw Clarkson coming over I thought he was going to push me to the floor and mock me, but instead he correctly diagnosed a problem with the starter motor.

    “He was like ‘I’ll sort it, I’ve got some tools in my boot’, then he gave me £200 to go and buy everyone ice creams while they waited.

    “Then Clarkson’s passenger, who worked for the BBC, started going mental at him for going off-brand.

    “He was saying ‘the short men and coppers who make up 97 per cent of your fan base will hate this’.

    “Clarkson said he didn’t want to be that person any more and stormed off, a bit like that guy in the aftershave advert.”

    A BBC source said: “Clarkson has been suspended for not being enough of a prick.

    “He was the biggest tool in an industry that is rife with them, but he threw it all away.”
     
    #239 MrAliT, Mar 17, 2015
  20. oh yeah, clarksons non of those things
     
    #240 Flatfish, Mar 17, 2015
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