So what have you done today..?

Bend over and pick up that bar of soap

 

What women we never saw no pics as evidence so it never happened.

 

That's wrong :Finger:

 

2 or 3 years of pretence all for this moment

 

You disgusting man :Wideyed:

 

Eh how can I be when all I want is the soap so I can have a shower you filthy minded pervert

 

Sorry, just my dirty mind

 

But why in your mind was I there you puffta :Hilarious:

 

You wasn't in my mind mate, you the one that came out the wardrobe

 

I'm pulling out now :Wideyed:

 

You lot getting matching scramblers to go with this Brokeback Mountain moment ?

 

HELL YEAH in yellow to

 

Primrose or Lemon?

 

Lemon to go with my sharp nature

 

I just ate 5 kiwi

 

Women ? thats a lot of juice.

 

I've just been out for a spin on "Big Bird", the not-so-mighty Bantam,as it's in for MOT in the morning....bloody speedo illumination has packed up and i don't have a 6v peanut bulb handy: so I'll have to try and charm the tester...
It's bastad freezing out there,I'd forgotten how cold Winter riding really was as lately I've been cossetted behind the barn door fairings on the old 1200 Trophy and my latest flame,my K1300GT.
(I hope by the time I get home from the test station I've acclimatised to the temperature,because later on I'm test riding a KTM 1190 Adventure...)
If the weathers nice,tomorrows going to be a great day

 

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