Cats make my eyes itch and shit in my garden. Personally, I don't see the point of them but I understand that some people like the evil little bastards. As Terry Pratchett once said : "If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember"
I love that drama queen smiley. I have never been a cat person but had her 3 years now and I wouldn't part with her for the world, she is very loyal and affectionate
I bought 2 kittens home last September, can't stand the things, we about tolerate each other. I was paving the way for a Ducati, worked a treat. Cats have taken up residence in my garage though. If they crap on my bike there is going to be hell to pay.
Saw a cat in my garden which had found a slow worm in my compost bin and was proceeding to do what cats do to creatures that cannot kick their arses. Reminds me - do I need a licence to own an air rifle? And another licence to modify it so that the pellets can be launched through quarter-inch plate steel?
Calm down. I'd never mistreat an animal although I would mistreat someone who did. However - and this point should be carefully noted - I reserve the right to bad-mouth cats all the while they are doing unpleasant things in my garden. Live with it
