So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. They will. Cattle hate dogs. Dogs are pack hunters, their instinct is to single out the weak and the young from a herd of prey animals. Cattle know this. They will try to encircle a dog and trample it. The dog runs back to its owner for protection and the owner gets trampled as well. It happens all the time. If you're walking a dog and you come across a field of cows, especially if they have calves at foot, pick another field.
     
  2. Or if your out walking your cat. ImageUploadedByTapatalk1428699826.988746.jpg
     
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  3. My wife said she wanted to have a serious talk to me tonight about our relationship.

    We had a nice meal and some wine and then she started - "I think we need to decide in what direction our relationship is going. I feel we are at a crossroads: one path leads to hardship and commitment but, ultimately, to happiness and joy; the other, well, it just leads to a dead end."

    She paused. "So what do you say?"

    I thought about it for a while and then replied, "That's not a crossroads, you silly cow, that's a T-Junction"
     
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  4. OK, I get it now :Cigar: cows hate dogs and the owners hate cats and everyone is in a field, stop smoking
     
  5. t bone?
     
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  6. I did, two weeks ago :Cigar:
     
  7. The cows around here are placid, the dog ignores them and vice versa, I also put her on her lead. But if Becky is with me they come over. However, that said, I'm not complacent and watch the cows like a hawk and give them a wide berth especially if they have young.
     
  8. Everybody hates tractors
     
  9. That was what it was like. Except with wet feet.

    Damn that takes me back!
     
  10. I hate tractors on the A36, obviously don't have or use their rear view mirrors! I reckon they have competitions in Tractor weekly to see who had the longest recorded queue of frustrated drivers. From Warminster to the A303 there are only a handful of overtaking opportunities but dozens of lay-bys they could pull into if they chose. If I thought I'd only be behind it for a short distance I would happily let one back out if it had pulled over to let drivers pass. :Angelic:
     
  11. Were you moo'ved
     
  12. Mate, I was completely dung in!
     
  13. Udderly exhausted?
     
  14. Milk it
     
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  15. These damned cow puns - they take the brisket.
     
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  16. Last one...did the river water go pasteurised
     
  17. Do another one - I dairy-ya.
     
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  18. I'm sure you can think of another, just prey for bovine inspiration
     
  19. Everyone loves tractors. Impressive machines
     
  20. BSB, bovine super bike. [​IMG]
     
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