50 shades of ..... I fell asleep

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by He11cat, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. Emms right hand ....... Ok right I'm off now ...... Rude bint !!!!!!
     
  2. I smell burning Viv!!!!
     
  3. That wasn't nice! Leading the poor guy on like that!! Tut tut. Lol
     

  4. Ohh Pinocchio your nose is growing.
     
  5. Dave, if these books allow people to take the first steps down the route of exploring their own sexuality then what's wrong with that? Maybe your mate will now start to sell more books, which can only be good for him!
     
  6. I remember once he did a similar thing so I thought ok I'll finish off with bluey (that's one of my vb's) but the bastard had hidden all the batteries!
     
  7. I had to stop reading them as I couldn't put them down and started suffering from sleep deprivation :) they aren't well written and can get a bit repetitive but as bits of fluff they're not that bad. The biggest problem I had is that because of my hot flushes and Archers bad back we sleep in separate rooms so me getting all hot and bothered was a bit of a waste :-(
     
  8. You could have flogged him in his sleep :)
     
  9. F*ck me....how bigs the house....could you not just pop to the bedroom next door?
     
  10. Emm I'm with you on the vbs, sometimes a girls best friend doesn't need to say anything other than bzzzzzzz :)
     
  11. Thought you'd have solar powered ones :wink:
     
  12. I didn't think it was fair to wake the old bugger up when I knew he wasn't stepping well anyway, considerate or what ??!!
     
  13. Lol
    I can't believe the excuse I think fifty shades was written by those two ;-)
     

  14. Ive told her that I don't mind what time she wakes me up if she's in the mood!!
     
  15. I wish, look at all the money she's got now!
     
  16. :upyeah:
     
  17. You need to shout archer she isn't hearing you ;-P
     
  18. They'd have been bloody useless this year then!
     
  19. Since the kids moved home I'm in the room next door, with adjoining doors, but anyone who's read Tats and piercings today will know that I'm off limits for a few days anyway.
     
  20. 1 million a day was quoted on the tv the other day.
     
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