50 shades of ..... I fell asleep

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by He11cat, Sep 4, 2012.

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  1. Aww surely you could oblige archer ;-)
     
    #41 Ducbird, Sep 4, 2012
  2. We are sitting next to each other right now, using iPad and iPhone to post quietly as stepson is sitting at the other end of the sofa!
     
    #42 Archer17, Sep 4, 2012
  3. :-/
     
    #43 Ducbird, Sep 4, 2012
  4. A million a day would be lovely, the forum would be treated to a real good do if I earned that much! It would mean we could actually put faces to everyone on here.
     
    #44 Archer17, Sep 4, 2012
  5. Yeah that's a plan :)
     
    #45 Cooknick, Sep 4, 2012

  6. If it was revenge well I would say suck it up, but that would probably be taken the wrong way!!!
     
    #46 Archer17, Sep 4, 2012
  7. I've a a feeling that would be a bad idea :tongue:
     
    #47 El Toro, Sep 4, 2012
  8. Well if you've been looking at other threads you've seen almost everything else :)
     
    #48 Cooknick, Sep 4, 2012
  9. Nah not Emms mate ..... They run on coal in baaaaaaaaarnsley .... Emm caused the strikes
     
    #49 duke1276, Sep 4, 2012
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  10. I have a nuclear power station near me....maybe she could get a new one to hook up to that!
     
    #50 XxAnthxX, Sep 4, 2012
  11. Feck off it'll be Chernobyl all over again
     
    #51 duke1276, Sep 4, 2012
  12. She needs solar power , and I don't mean just the uv rays I mean the whole fackin sun
     
    #52 duke1276, Sep 4, 2012
  13. You running out of energy Duke? Mars bars for you! Help you work rest and play!
     
    #53 Archer17, Sep 4, 2012
  14. Nah the smack and angel dust keep me going mate
     
    #54 duke1276, Sep 4, 2012
  15. I'm so disappointed in the book as I thought it would help me
    Pick a new paint scheme :(

    Cheers for reminding us of John Major and Edwina curry :( bleughhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!


    El you know the one about tying someone up ... ( il be right back) then buggering off down pub....
    Or other place .. Um tum te tum rolls her eyes .... Meee ? Meee would I do such a wicked thing ..








    Yes :)
     
    #55 He11cat, Sep 5, 2012
  16. Didn't Jenny Diski write some similar gubbins 10 years ago?
     
    #56 Nelson, Sep 5, 2012
  17. Someone tried that once (and only once) with me.

    10 minutes later I was in the pub also, ordering a pint with the remnants of the headboard still handcuffed to my arm, telling them they might want to order a new bed :upyeah:
     
    #57 Doodle, Sep 5, 2012
  18. that sleepwalking can be a b#gg#r can't it?..
     
    #58 Chris, Sep 5, 2012
  19. What's worse is that the dogs downstairs have super hearing, make any movement upstairs and they think it's time for them to be let out!
     
    #59 Archer17, Sep 5, 2012
  20. I wonder what would happen if a bloke wrote a book like that.........probably get done for obscene publications......

    Some woman has just written a book called 'V*gina'........Perhaps I should write one called 'Willie' (not about a whale BTW).....

    AL.
     
    #60 Ghost Rider, Sep 5, 2012
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