It kind of sounds a bit like when the guy was stopped by the rozzers and told ' anything you say may be taken down' and he answered ' trousers'
Only because I can't use Veet as it brings me out in a rash :-( and I don't want to go down the waxing route.
How about this for frustration! The boys gone to work, his girlfriend isn't home till 11 and Nicky's cleaning her tatt and piercing and all I can do is watch!!!! Grrrrr
See previous posts re diversions down narrow streets, as for the other well that's up to Nicky although what bloke objects!