So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. I've been doing some D.I.Y. around the house this week.

    So I rang the local council today to ask if I could have a skip outside my house.

    The bloke from the council said, "You can cartwheel round the fecking block for all I care."
     
    #21761 wroughtironron, Jun 22, 2015
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  2. The sun has moved across the sky.
     
    #21762 TT600, Jun 22, 2015
  3. The what?
     
    #21763 Cream_Revenge, Jun 22, 2015
  4. Finally home from work turned out to be a busy day, now watching the Simpsons
     
    #21764 zx6ghost, Jun 22, 2015
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  5. Obviously the neighbour has put a fence panel up to hide the rotting shed.
     
    #21765 Birdie, Jun 22, 2015
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  6. Twas I but never let the truth get in the way of a good joke.
     
    #21766 Cream_Revenge, Jun 22, 2015
  7. the sun, or the sky.....?
     
    #21767 TT600, Jun 22, 2015
  8. Enjoying the winter :D about to go get rat arsed. Oh the life.
     
    #21768 evoarrow, Jun 22, 2015
  9. I've had a really stressful day at work. Not had a day like this in ages. So much to do and not enough time to do it :(
     
    #21769 El Toro, Jun 22, 2015
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  10. tea ladies phoned in sick today?
     
    #21770 TT600, Jun 22, 2015
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  11. I collected the cups at work at the end of the day and put them in the dish washer, turned it on too :D
     
    #21771 Exige, Jun 22, 2015
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  12. did she mind?
     
    #21772 TT600, Jun 22, 2015
  13. She was a bit arsey and I was scared :D
     
    #21773 Exige, Jun 22, 2015
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  14. I was having dinner with my boss and his wife, and she asked me, "How many potatoes would you like?"

    "Oh, I'll just have one, please."

    She said, "It's OK, you don't have to be polite."

    "All right," I said, "I'll just have one then, you fat chub."
     
    #21774 wroughtironron, Jun 22, 2015
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  15. Booked my ticket for Goodwood festival of speed for Friday !
    Weathers looking good so by bike hopefully :)
     
    #21775 Pikes Peak, Jun 22, 2015
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  16. Out Riding with a couple of buddies!
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    Beauty & The Bitch!
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    Dynamic Duo!
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    #21776 Sinister, Jun 22, 2015
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    Been to Ducati Brescia Italy.
     
    #21777 george.detiger, Jun 23, 2015
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  18. I phoned the psychic hotline by mistake today.

    A woman answered and said, "Don't worry, your pizza will be there in five minutes."
     
    #21778 wroughtironron, Jun 23, 2015
  19. Been on a roof again today and a little helper appeared out of nowhere and started helping my mate.

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    #21779 Birdie, Jun 23, 2015
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  20. My mate rung; he was going to take the smelly boat to the marina to pump out the poo tank, but the battery's flat. Which means yours truly has to dig out the jump leads and once again face the toilet of doom:(
     
    #21780 figaro, Jun 23, 2015
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