A wise man also told me: "The Lord helps those who help themselves. But Lord help those who get caught helping themselves."
Not in my experience ... a decent slap is the most you risk if you make a salient point about female fallibility.
Not that I experience that these days ... swapped my female-brained wife for a logical geezer bird who says "multi-tasking is shite" and complains of "stupid-woman comments" made by others of her gender. She is also beautiful . Am I in heaven? Yes!
Beware - you are describing a Unicorn - and they simply don't exist. She's probably a tranny or a lady boy.
I love that video. Saw it a while ago. I found my Unicorn ... even talks about "stupid woman comments" when referring to her mum and sister. She is so logical it is frightening – no drama, no passive aggressiveness just a reasoned discussion of our different points of view. But she is a classically-trained musician so I guess her career must have helped her develop fairly logical thought processes.
the missus asked me if a local beach was there before they built the houses, or whether they build the beach for the houses to have a view!!!! All 3 miles of it.
My mate in work was on holidays, lying on the beach looking at the islands just off shore, when his missus asked him how don't they float away......
gods honest, no bull. i had a mate up from london, a nurse dont know what grade. i took her for a tour of the highlands and while admiring the scenery she asked "how does all those wee rivers(burns) get down to the sea? do they flow down one side and up over the other?"
I overheard two women chatting on a bus. A pair of French students were gabbling away in their own language in front of them when one of the women piped up: "It's amazing that they can understand each other talking in that foreign language isn't it?"
I had a girlfriend once who invariably asked whether I thought stuff I had strapped on my bike was "going to fall off". One day my stock answer of "of course it's f****** not or I would take it off and strap it on properly" was issued with a little too much venom once and I was the recipient of a slap (I was wearing my crash helmet at the time.) I rest my case m'luds.
The sheikh's assertion about men thinking before they speak is amusingly disproved by the example of himself.
Had enough of nutters! Well unless she's hot...Shit , t Just remember what the chap said in the video....None of it is fixed!
