@chizel I can't decide if I hate Tom Cruise or not. On one hand he's a short twat with weird Scientology beliefs but on the other he loves a motorbike and is really good at rolling stoppies.
Both. But remember, beer then wine you'll be fine but wine then beer will make you queer (I think this is the old meaning of the word queer: unwell. At least I hope it is).
i too am a short twat so i have mixed emotions on this one..... @Ducbird youre spose to be screening this shit! Errrr... ok.. there are some fvking morons out there that like motorbikes... take baron von cvnt face for example.... we dont have to like em all.. though the rolling stoppies thing goes in his favor... Na he's an arse and if you like him you are also an arse
dear chiz. how can i achieve independence yet maintain a good relationship with yous southern ......?:smile:
@chizel. Tomorrow I get my cats (2) bollocks cut off. On one hand I feel guilty being a bloke n all but on the other they are spraying (pissing) over my house. Should I feel guilty?
hmmm sounds feasible..... any thoughts on cider and merlot? as i have had 4 cider and half a bottle of merlot, i feel a lil hot in the face and the Tramadol is having little or no effect (i have stopped discharging though!)
Get ya mrs to take em in as you do not want to be the last face they see before they get relieved of their nuggets or spraying piss might be the least of ya probs.
maybe start by duct taping nappies to em and see if they get the pic before you go all final solution
dear chiz, should I give a flying f*** whether @finm succeeds in maintaining a cordial relationship with the working third of the United Kingdom?
