If You think that's Bet Lynch ... You have not seen nothing yet! My bedroom is well a cross between Bets Boudoir and a Ducati performance parts shop.
Him; Crikey, did you see the size of that last wave, it washed my merkin right off! Her; No worries honey, I caught it here! Just wash that little sea slug away and I'll come right over and re-attach it
El Toro I tell no lies Leopard print... And more leopard print and a set of termis a seat and cowl, speedo, posh shock , billet bits, more carbon .. All on my giant been bag by my bed On the other side more exhausts and a special monster tank I'm a special case
The thing is of course, after the shockingly intrusive and discourteous way Carla Bruni was treated on a state visit to this country, and the dignified way she behaved, do we actually have a leg to stand on when it comes to being outraged by the French behaviour?
Thanks Shadow. The history of our country never ceases to amaze me, from the days of slavery right up to today. And yet we still preach to everyone about what's right & wrong........ Incredible.
It's generally the only way our papers make any sales, if it isn't someone flashing their tits, or sleeping around, then they're fiddling the tax system!