Bike Accident Mr. Air Con

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by AirCon, Aug 19, 2015.

  1. Weirdos
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  2. i know man, what they like eh? :smile:
     
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  3. I've a memory foam mattress , it's really comfortable but can be a tad warm. And I haven't pissed the bed in about forty five years so far.
     
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  4. 4.5 years... Corrected for you. You're welcome [emoji6]
     
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  5. It could be worse it could be someone else's bed ya pish.
     
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  6. My mate shit in a girls bed. He didn't see her again
     
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  7. how no?
     
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  8. You really need to explain that one. Jh.
     
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  9. Don't know the full story, only that he wasn't well, woke up in it and they had to clear it all up.
     
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  10. Why, covered her in shit? Did it solidify :smile:
     
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  11. My mates mate got caught shitting on his girlfriends parents kitchen floor pissed up at death a.m. by a most unimpressed dad.
     
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  12. grumpy old sod. the father really needs to chill
     
  13. I think it was mostly liquid
     
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  14. yip, she dont look pleased
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  15. Welcome back @AirCon :D
    Hope the week goes better than you may expect :upyeah:
     
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  16. American Pie...n
    Naked Mile?
     
  17. Bile was moved on to special Abba stand.
    Both yokes shattered.
    Front wheel and disk bent 90°.
    Skyhook forks unknown at this stage.
    Broken handle bars and switch gear.
    Ns mirror broken off.
    LCD speedo shattered by fork leg tops.
    Body scrapes.
    Engine starts.

    Is it a Write off?

    13800 miles Pikes Peak twin spark Skyhook multistrada 2013 £13,000 and "as new" before the accident.
     
    #717 AirCon, Sep 13, 2015
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  18. Sounds fecked. As long as you recover though , buy a classic and enjoy tinkering in garage followed by a wee run on local roads. ........vroom
     
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  19. Anyone else?
     
  20. Buy a Scrambler Classic and do away with the tinkering :)
     
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