I've a memory foam mattress , it's really comfortable but can be a tad warm. And I haven't pissed the bed in about forty five years so far.
My mates mate got caught shitting on his girlfriends parents kitchen floor pissed up at death a.m. by a most unimpressed dad.
Bile was moved on to special Abba stand. Both yokes shattered. Front wheel and disk bent 90°. Skyhook forks unknown at this stage. Broken handle bars and switch gear. Ns mirror broken off. LCD speedo shattered by fork leg tops. Body scrapes. Engine starts. Is it a Write off? 13800 miles Pikes Peak twin spark Skyhook multistrada 2013 £13,000 and "as new" before the accident.
Sounds fecked. As long as you recover though , buy a classic and enjoy tinkering in garage followed by a wee run on local roads. ........vroom