So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. This morning, as I stood naked looking in the Mirror, I thought to myself:

    "Any second now I'm gonna get thrown out of W H Smith's."
     
    #24721 wroughtironron, Sep 15, 2015
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  2. Had a great morning (not) dealing with the company insurance broker trying to understand why they keep wanting to increase our cover for no good reason. The upshot is they have left with a flea in their ear, as we have more insurances than we have ever had before, to cover the most unlikely scenarios than we will ever come across. Even in the USA where common sense does not prevail. :confused:

    And this afternoon, in about 20 mins time, I have a conference call with some septics, one of which can talk a glass eye to sleep. :Banghead:

    Today is trying to say the least. :rolleyes:
     
    #24722 El Toro, Sep 15, 2015
  3. Tanks ?
     
    #24723 wroughtironron, Sep 15, 2015
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  4. Don't mention it :)
     
    #24724 Exige, Sep 15, 2015
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  5. I started workig for the Samaritans last week.

    This morning, I phoned in sick and they talked me out of it...
     
    #24725 wroughtironron, Sep 15, 2015
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  6. angry van man sorted with a botch and a smile. even offered a tip which i declined. result.
    who says the nhs is on it's knees? they came to me for a blood test and the fugly doubled as an operating table, superb. :upyeah::smile:
     
    #24726 finm, Sep 16, 2015
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  7. My wife came home today to find me in the kitchen cooking a lovely dinner, wine, candlelit table and place settings for two. "Ooh this is a surprise," she said.

    "Too right it is," I replied, "I didn't expect you back till friday"
     
    #24727 wroughtironron, Sep 16, 2015
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  8. Yesterday really but spent the afternoon cleaning 10 days of crud off the bike following our trip to Germany. No pics cos' they ain't Ducati's but they are sparkling clean now thanks to SDOC 100 gel and some good polish. All ready for winter riding. I also sorned the 749 from October. they will get a 'tucked up for winter' clean when it stops raining.
     
    #24728 DaffyDuc, Sep 16, 2015
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  9. So he beat you up?
     
    #24729 evoarrow, Sep 16, 2015
  10. nah. more often than not their just having a bad day and take it out on the first chump that worsens it. doesn't mean it's forgotten tho. F.A.T added next visit.
     
    #24730 finm, Sep 16, 2015
  11. After feeling a bit down this morning I was given some beautiful flowers by a lady customer thanking me for my kindness
    Made my day :)

    image.jpg
     
    #24731 Ducbird, Sep 16, 2015
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  12. Bitch told you they were from her? The bitch!
    Wait 'til I see her again!
     
    #24732 Loz, Sep 16, 2015
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  13. blood test came back good including the liver functions which he seemed surprised about? cheeky fecker..
    which means i can get hammered at my nieces wedding this Saturday. :upyeah:
     
    #24733 finm, Sep 17, 2015
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  14. Yesterday, went on a group ride out. Great bunch. But heading home in the dark, bloody hell, either I forgot the headlights are crap or how crap I am as a rider. Riding dark roads on a sportsbike is most definitely a different experience. I don't think I liked it :Sorry:
     
    #24734 evoarrow, Sep 17, 2015
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  15. Funeral flowers, thieving old bag :Shifty:
     
    #24735 Exige, Sep 17, 2015
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  16. :D
     
    #24736 Exige, Sep 17, 2015
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  17. :)
     
    #24737 Ducbird, Sep 17, 2015
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  18. :Wideyed:
     
    #24738 Exige, Sep 17, 2015
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  19. Today I broke the bracket/holder of the right-hand silencer on my 750. An ugly bodge got me home.

    This is a piece of metal that ought to cost £2.50. What are the odds that Ducati wants £25 for it?

    Anyone got a spare? Part No. 576.1.031.1A :D
     
    #24739 Loz, Sep 17, 2015
  20. I came downstairs tonight to find my wife going through my phone.

    She said, "And who might be Madam Dominatrix?"

    I said, "Er .. erm .. she's my French tutor".

    She said, "Say something French then"

    I said, ""Er .. er .. oh look I'm sorry, please don't hit me"

    She said, "Oh .. wow.. you're almost fluent".
     
    #24740 wroughtironron, Sep 17, 2015
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