Random Fact Thread

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Flatfish, Sep 23, 2015.

  1. The pooing sensation is one third of an orgasm.
     
  2. That must be why i have 3 sh#ts a day.
     
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  3. But it does depend on the size and texture - it can be like a reaming with a pineapple too :Wideyed:
     
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  4. please stick to posting facts, oh, you have :Sorry:
     
  5. You need a course of bob martins :upyeah:
     
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  6. Elephants have four knees.
     
  7. And a big nose :Wideyed:
     
  8. they have four legs - QED?
     
  9. Quadrupeds with forward articulating second rear leg joints:
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  10. Red ones are faster.
     
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  11. A Giraffe and a human have the same number of neck bones.
     
  12. My blue bike is the fastest :p
     
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  13. The word 'facetious' contains all the vowels in alphabetical order.
     
  14. There is a small wood in the middle of Vatican city...
     
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  15. Magda has just walked thorough our office - she has a wonderful bum :Wideyed:
     
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  16. Photo required :Hungry:
     
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  17. That might be difficult as I've been all nice and doing my best to impress - she's only visiting from another site, but the last Polish bird in her job I had an affair with and she knows about it :( (hang on, I'll ask her if I can take one of her arse for the Ducati Forum - that's polite innit) :D
     
  18. The cup of tea I made her went down well, I even pointed out I had removed the tea bag with a spoon and now my fingers :D the photo question not so well :Wideyed: it's all swings and roundabouts this flirting :Smuggrin:
     
  19. Such a charmer. I'd have just taken the pic. Maybe that's why I'm not allowed to work with women anymore. :Shy:
     
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  20. The original lead singer of Duran Duran was Stephen tin tin Duffy

    I was the drummer in the band let loose FACT!!!
     
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