This morning, my wife asked me if I'd like some breakfast. "Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?" I declined - "It's the Viagra," it's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime she again asked if I'd like something. "A bowl of home made soup, maybe with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?" Again I declined "No thanks. It's the Viagra, it's really taken the edge off my appetite." At dinnertime, she asks again if I want anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy me a super burger. "or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or how about a tasty stir-fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes...?" Once more I declined - "Again, thanks, but it's the Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." "Well then," she replies, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving "...
always. but more than that i wish id caught up with a few more bods off here. the few i have met have been the nuts and that was largely down to jenc's bbq ... gunna make more effort next summer
Yep....at least half of August, September and October. November through to March 2016 isn't looking too clever either.
today i have woken up, farted, looked at some of the drunken crap i posted last night (hope no sensitive souls where offended!) missed 2 and 3 warm up....am just getting geared up whilst watchn gp warm up coz its dry (ish) out so am gunna go for a quick blast!!!! not too quick as its cold and blustery and i aint ridden in 2 months... quick cuppa at the ace and back for moto3!!!!!
Today I am puzzled. We all know what an oxymoron is. "Military Intelligence", Appearing Invisible", "Ducati Scrambler", etc. Two terms placed together and contradicting themselves. What do you call three terms used together that contradict each of the others? I'm thinking of the idea of a "Reality TV Personality". Puzzled.
went for a lil blat quick cuppa at ace the took the long way home. getting my kicks on the A406... not really, shit bit of road.. but nice to be out. roads a lil greasy but f all traffic and my bike is a PEACH!!!!! Al softened up the suspension and although i couldnt exactly put it through its paces it feels great.. got that haven't ridden for ages buzz.. grinning from ear to ear and jabbering like a fool (as per) Was a few hundred scooters pulling out of the ace when i arrived, great clouds of blue smoke and that lovely smell of 2 stroke that makes ya eyes water... members of theRoyal British Legion there as well and will be doing their thing for remembrance sunday a lil later. stuck around for it last year, it was nice, big turn out but sorry chaps its race day!! have bought about 20 poppys this week so i dont feel too bad. Spare a thought for the fallen whilst enjoy today's races!!
Slow cooked belly pork I did yesterday all ready for later - all veg prepped including pear sauce and creamed cabbage with shallots - Just popped my first mince pie of the season (the only thing not homemade)
