She Won't Leave Her Own Bum Alone...

Discussion in 'Other Bikes' started by Exige, Nov 11, 2015.

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  2. Trying to shift a wedgie?
     
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  3. i dont think i could leave he bum alone either.....:Wideyed:
     
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  4. I'll shift it for her ;-)
     
  5. that reminds me of a conversation i over heard in a pud. one guy said to his mate "id lick her arse" (about the bar girl) his mate replied "youd ave to lick my nuts out the way first"
     
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  6. In all seriousness though, did you watch her videos? She rides in sneakers and a t-shirt and looks WAY too small on that 'Blade. The smallest little off and she's gonna mash her (probably very pretty) feet! Fingers crossed for this one - I hope her guardian angel is working full-time.
     
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  7. i know they say "let those who ride decide" but i still cringe when seeing peeps in shit protective wear.. especially cute lil peeps.
     
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  8. Yup. Totally feel the same. Probably something to do with the fact I'm old enough to be her father! :-D Actually, been watching more and she does wear a jacket most of the time at least. Albeit partially undone to show her cleavage! :-D From dates of her posts she's had the Blade for a year and is still in one piece - hopefully lotsa lessons learned and a big pair of sturdy boots purchased!
     
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  9. She's probably a wee bit bigger than Pedrosa...
     
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  10. Bless her :)
     
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  11. Note sure about the cute bit but I did the trainers and Jeans thing more than a few times many years ago, leathers were expensive and hard work when nipping about. I thought, I feel more comfortable and it won't go wrong. Trouble is I did ride like a bit of a tit too.

    Then I had an off, some might say I deserved it, it was stupid but also lucky I guess.

    I had a hole in my trainer where the tarmac wore through and it wore a bit of my toe too, that's before the trainer left my foot.. I had gravel rash down one arm and my elbow bone must have wore a little hole in the skin.
    I had a hole in each off my rear pockets in my Jeans, my mobile phone and wallet saved me and the (old Nokia) phone still worked.

    I rode the damaged bike home because I did not want it to get stolen. My mates had me make a round of tea and let me hobble to the local shop to get pain killers even though they knew it was closed. Found out a couple days later I had cracked my heel bone and a small bone in my wrist.
     
  12. Yep, when I think of some of the riding I did with minimal protective gear, in my younger days. Makes me cringe now.

    Thing is, I didn't start really smashing myself up until was older - when I was wearing protective gear ...

    ... so actually, protective gear is harmful to riders! :eureka:
     
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  13. i ride in dragon jeans (the kevlar lined things) as i couldnt find any leathers that fitted right and didnt want to spend 150,00 -350.00 ish on poor fitting ones. i do feel vulnerable as there is no substitute for leather... when i have some free cash i will get leathers and get them tailored i think.
    hard to find kit for short and dumpy ish!
     
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  14. It's easier to get them shortened for dumpy than lengthened for tall and lanky.
     
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  15. Think I can sort you both out with one picture guys...





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  16. i think you have nailed Pete in that but im a lil shorter and fatter than the other guy...
     
  17. I wouldn't leave her bum alone either
     
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  18. Just reminiscing post #15 :eek:
     
  19. how did i miss this thread?
     
  20. You didn't :):upyeah:
     
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